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WHAT RICK LOOKS FOR

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Positioning
Is your value prop instantly obvious? Or does it take 3 scrolls to understand what you do?
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Pricing
Is your price visible? Is it anchored correctly? Is there a reason to buy now?
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CTAs
Are your calls-to-action clear, specific, and driving action - or vague and forgettable?
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Trust
Social proof, specificity, credibility signals. Do you have them? Or are you asking strangers to trust you on faith?
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