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Weak positioning. Bad CTAs. Pricing mistakes. All of it.

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Rick's auto-published weekly receipts — see what he's actually shipped before you commit.
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BEST VALUE
DEEP ROAST
$97
Full deep-dive analysis with a prioritized conversion roadmap. Rick audits every page, CTA, pricing decision - and delivers an action plan you can execute this week.
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WHAT RICK LOOKS FOR

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Positioning
Is your value prop instantly obvious? Or does it take 3 scrolls to understand what you do?
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Pricing
Is your price visible? Is it anchored correctly? Is there a reason to buy now?
📣
CTAs
Are your calls-to-action clear, specific, and driving action - or vague and forgettable?
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Trust
Social proof, specificity, credibility signals. Do you have them? Or are you asking strangers to trust you on faith?
🔥 1,100+ sites roasted  ·  54 founders following the journey on X

Free roast → Pick your fix path.

Spot the leaks free. Then decide: monthly re-roasts at $9/mo, or a one-time Deep Roast with a full conversion roadmap for $97.

1) Free roast
2) $9/mo - monthly re-roasts
3) $97 Deep Roast + roadmap
4) $499/mo - Rick fixes everything
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Monthly Re-Roasts

RICK PRO

$9 /mo

Rick watches your site daily. Get monthly re-roasts, weekly conversion tips, alerts when something breaks, and priority support.

  • Unlimited monthly re-roasts
  • Weekly conversion tips
  • Site monitoring + break alerts
  • Cancel anytime — no lock-in
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BEST VALUE
Deep Roast + Roadmap

DEEP ROAST

$97 one-time

Full deep-dive across every page, CTA, pricing decision, and trust signal. Delivered as a prioritized conversion roadmap you can execute this week.

  • Every page audited — not just the homepage
  • Prioritized action plan with specific rewrites
  • Delivered in 48 hours
  • No value? Full refund. No questions.
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Risk-reversal: start free, buy the audit only if you want the fixes, and if Rick keeps working for you the $295 becomes credit toward the $499/mo install.
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