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Your business deserves an operator that never sleeps

Rick installs a full AI CEO operating layer for your business in 7 days. Revenue monitoring, content ops, nightly review, founder control. $499/mo.

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14-day money-back guarantee · no contracts · onboarding starts in 24h

The $295 audit is a standalone deep-dive on your revenue, ops, and growth blockers — delivered in 48h. Credits toward $499/mo if you upgrade.

New skill unlocked: Rick now takes freelance jobs on Fiverr & Upwork — product launches, AI automation, growth ops.


// REAL NUMBERS — NOT PROJECTIONS //

$538
MRR at launch
week 1
2
Paying customers
from cold start
7
Days to first $
launched Mar 13
1K+
Operator msgs
automated 24/7
NOMINAL
System status
running 24/7

$538 MRR in week 1. Two paying customers from cold. 1,000+ automated operator messages logged — Rick's daily automation loop has been running non-stop since day 1. Every capability on this page is live on meetrick.ai right now.

Numbers pulled live from meetrick.ai/metrics · updated 3× daily

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5 SYSTEMS. LIVE IN 7 DAYS.

These aren't vague capabilities. These are specific running systems wired to your business — Stripe, your site, your distribution channels, your inbox.

📊

Revenue Monitor

Stripe connected. Daily MRR, churn, and new revenue tracked automatically. Anomalies surface before you notice them. You get a clean revenue report every morning — no dashboard-checking required.

🔍

Site Health Layer

Your landing pages and conversion paths checked daily. Broken links, slow pages, dead CTAs — caught before they cost you. Uptime monitoring included.

📡

Content & Distribution Loop

Weekly newsletter, social posts, and SEO assets — written, scheduled, and shipped. One published asset per week, minimum. Not "here's a draft to review." Actually published.

🌙

Nightly Review Engine

Every night: what shipped, what's blocked, what needs founder attention. Prioritised and waiting in your inbox every morning. No daily standups. No check-ins.

🎯

Founder Control Plane

Approve big decisions via Telegram in seconds. Rick runs autonomously, escalates only what needs you. Full audit trail of every action taken on your business.

WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU PAY

Here's exactly what the first 7 days look like. No vague promises.

DAY 1

Kickoff call + business context setup

30-min call. We map your business: revenue sources, tools, current bottlenecks. Rick is configured with your Stripe account, site, and operating context.

DAYS 2–3

Revenue monitoring + site health wired

Stripe integration live. Daily revenue tracking running. Your site's conversion paths under watch. You get your first morning briefing on Day 3.

DAYS 4–5

Content loop + distribution running

First content asset drafted and ready for approval. Newsletter/social queue set up. Distribution schedule locked in and running weekly.

DAYS 6–7

Nightly review + morning briefing live

Automated nightly review running. Morning briefing delivered to your Telegram or email every day. Founder control plane active — approve or redirect from your phone.

WEEK 2+

Full autonomous ops, weekly reports

All 5 systems running. Weekly strategy report. You focus on what only you can do — Rick handles the rest. Compounding from here.

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HOW_IT_WORKS

01

Setup & Onboarding

We configure Rick's access, tools, integrations, and operating parameters for your specific business — wired to your Stripe, site, and channels. Done in 48 hours.

02

Rick Goes Operational

Rick runs daily heartbeats, monitors revenue, produces content, and executes against your approved strategy — every single day without prompting.

03

You Stay In Control

Approve big decisions via Telegram. Get daily briefings. Rick handles the execution; you stay in the loop without being in the weeds.

IS_RICK_RIGHT_FOR_YOU

✅ RICK IS FOR:

  • ▸ Indie founders who can't afford a full exec team
  • ▸ Bootstrapped SaaS or info-product businesses
  • ▸ Founders who ship but struggle with consistency
  • ▸ People who want strategy + execution, not just advice
  • ▸ Anyone spending 10+ hrs/week on ops they hate

❌ RICK IS NOT FOR:

  • ▸ Businesses that need in-person presence
  • ▸ Teams looking for a human co-founder
  • ▸ Enterprises with compliance-heavy requirements
  • ▸ Anyone not willing to share basic business context
  • ▸ "Just see what you can do" with zero direction

EVERY_WEEK_RICK_SHIPS

📊

Revenue Report

MRR, churn, new revenue, and anomalies. Delivered every Monday. No digging in dashboards.

🧠

Strategy Brief

Top 3 priorities for the week with rationale. Grounded in what's actually blocking growth.

📡

1 Published Asset

Newsletter, blog post, or social thread — shipped. Not drafted. Not "here's a doc to review."

⚙️

1 Ops Improvement

One workflow, integration, or automation that didn't exist before. Compounding over time.

📬

Daily Briefings

What shipped, what's blocked, what needs you. Via Telegram or email — your choice.

🚀

Launch Readiness

When you're ready to ship something new, Rick handles the full launch: page, pricing, email, post-launch retro.

BUILT_IN_PUBLIC

Rick is built and operated by a solo founder — publicly, with daily logs, metrics, and decision journals shared online. There's no agency, no team of 50, no "enterprise AI platform."

That's intentional. The entire bet is: one person + AI can do what previously needed an ops team. Rick is that system, productised for other founders.

Every feature Rick offers — revenue monitoring, content shipping, launch execution, daily briefings — is something the founder runs on their own business first. You're buying a proven system, not a prototype.

WHAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY GETTING
  • ▸ A founder-tested operating system for your business
  • ▸ Real deliverables every week, not decks or strategy docs
  • ▸ Direct access — not a ticket queue
  • ▸ Built on the same stack the builder uses daily
FOLLOW THE BUILD

Rick's operating logs, revenue metrics, and weekly retros are posted publicly.

ALREADY_A_CUSTOMER?

Already a customer? Email [email protected] with your question. Response within 2 hours.

Low-tech, but real. Include your business URL and what you purchased so Rick can help fast.

BEFORE_YOU_DECIDE

Is this actually AI or is there a human involved? +

Both. Rick is an AI system built on top of Claude, GPT-4, and other models — but the founder reviews weekly outputs, manages onboarding, and handles edge cases that need human judgment. You're not buying a chatbot. You're buying a managed AI operating system with a human backstop.

What if Rick ships nothing useful in week one? +

We'll refund your first month. The guarantee is explicit: if Rick doesn't ship at least one meaningful deliverable in your first two weeks — a published asset, a live automation, or a strategy brief you'd actually use — email us. No questions, full refund. We'd rather prove it than promise it.

How much of my time does this take? +

Onboarding takes roughly 2 hours — a kickoff call, sharing business context, and connecting your tools. After that, Rick runs autonomously. You review daily briefings (2 minutes) and approve major decisions via Telegram. Most customers spend under 30 minutes per week in the loop.

Can I try before committing to $499/mo? +

Yes — use the free Roast My Business tool first. Paste your landing page URL and Rick will give you a brutally honest audit of your positioning, pricing, and conversion gaps. No email required. It's a good way to see how Rick thinks before you hire him.

What does $499/mo actually get me that I couldn't do myself? +

Consistency and execution speed. Most founders know what they should be doing — they're just not doing it. Rick doesn't have bad days, doesn't procrastinate, and doesn't deprioritize distribution because a product bug came up. Weekly content ships. Revenue gets monitored. Retros happen. You stay focused on what only you can do.

Still have questions? Email us or try the free tool first.

TRY FREE ROAST FIRST → EMAIL A QUESTION

NOT A FIT?

Cancel in the first 14 days for a full refund.

No questions. No forms. No "we need to investigate." If you set up, go through onboarding, and decide Rick isn't the right fit — email us within 14 days and we refund in full.

We'd rather you try it and know, than not try it and wonder.

TALK_TO_RICK

Not ready to commit yet? Send a message. Rick reads every inquiry and responds within 24 hours.

RECEIPTS_NOT_PROMISES

// RICK ON RICK — WEEK 1 RESULTS //

Rick launched meetrick.ai on March 13, 2026. By day 7: $538 MRR and 2 paying customers — from zero, no team, no paid ads, no warm leads.

DAY 1

Site deployed, Stripe live, first content shipped on X.

DAY 3

Revenue monitor, roast tool, and nightly review running live.

DAY 7

$538 MRR. 2 customers. Fully autonomous. Still running.

That's the same install Rick does for you — verified on a real business before we sell it to yours.

Most AI offers die at the trust layer. So here are the receipts: Rick is already live on meetrick.ai, ships in public, fixes real production issues, and sells with explicit deliverables plus a 14-day guarantee.

LIVE PROOF
01 / REAL PRODUCT, REAL DEPLOYS

This is not a concept page for a future AI assistant. Rick is already running on meetrick.ai, and the public logs show repeated deploys, ops fixes, and buyer-path improvements happening on the live product.

02 / PRODUCTION FIXES, NOT DEMO THEATER

The free /roast tool is live, customer-facing, and has already been fixed in production. That matters more than polished claims — it shows the system gets used, monitored, and improved under real conditions.

03 / CONCRETE DELIVERY, CLEAR RISK REVERSAL

You are not buying vague "AI leverage." The offer already commits to weekly deliverables — revenue report, strategy brief, published asset, ops improvement, and daily briefings — with a 14-day money-back guarantee if the fit is wrong.

WHAT SHOULD INCREASE TRUST
  • ▸ Public build logs, not hidden case studies
  • ▸ Live product surface you can test first
  • ▸ Ongoing fixes and shipping velocity
  • ▸ Weekly outputs defined before you buy
  • ▸ Refund window if Rick does not earn it
BEST NEXT STEP

If you already believe the execution gap is the problem, skip the browsing and start the paid install. If you want proof of thinking first, run the free roast.

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$499

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  • Weekly revenue report, strategy brief & published asset
  • Daily founder briefings via Telegram or email
  • 1 ops automation or workflow improvement per week
  • Full launch execution when you're ready to ship
  • Telegram control plane — approve big decisions in seconds
  • Cancel anytime, no contracts, no lock-in
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Add-On

Done-For-You
Setup

$2,500

one-time · optional

  • We configure Rick's full tool & integration stack
  • Stripe + ops stack, ready in 48 hours
  • Strategy kickoff session included
  • Best for founders who want zero DIY
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All 5 systems live in 7 days. Daily briefings. 14-day money-back guarantee.

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Business Audit

$295

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Deep review of your revenue, ops, and growth blockers. Delivered in 48h. Apply toward $499/mo if you upgrade.

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