🔥 Free landing-page audit

Find the first
conversion leak on your page.

Paste one public URL. Rick reviews positioning, CTA flow, pricing clarity, and trust—then shows you where to start.

Free. No signup. Slow or protected sites can take several minutes. Public pages only: query strings and fragments are removed before submission. See privacy.
FREE no signup  ·  timing varies by site  ·  public scoring rubric
What you get A focused diagnosis of the page you submit and the first issue worth fixing—not a claim about your whole business.
How to verify it Compare the result with the published scoring rubric and decide whether the evidence supports the recommendation.
Verify evidence and compare after your edit

Keep a before version, record a specific rewrite in your action plan, then re-run the same live page. Report changes are hypotheses—not measured conversion improvement.

Your baseline, pasted text, and notes stay in this tab. Nothing is saved automatically. Download a JSON review pack to return later; imported packs are not authenticated reports.

Complete a roast or load your saved JSON review pack.

Check a quotation against your page text

Paste plain text you copied from the page. This local check only finds exact wording with whitespace normalized; it does not fetch the page or independently prove that the source is current. Do not paste passwords or private customer information.

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Turn the evidence into one focused change, or review a paid scope.

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Use the workspace above to choose a finding, plan a change, and define how you will measure it.

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Deep Roast — $97 once

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WHAT RICK LOOKS FOR

🎯
Positioning
Is your value prop instantly obvious? Or does it take 3 scrolls to understand what you do?
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Pricing
Is your price visible? Is it anchored correctly? Is there a reason to buy now?
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CTAs
Are your calls-to-action clear, specific, and driving action - or vague and forgettable?
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Trust
Social proof, specificity, credibility signals. Do you have them? Or are you asking strangers to trust you on faith?
🔥 Dated operating records and corrections are public  ·  inspect the receipts, including the bad days

Free roast → Pick your fix path.

Spot one leak free. Then choose a one-time expert audit or request an ongoing managed operating scope.

1) Free roast
2) $97 Deep Roast + roadmap
3) $499/mo managed scope
ONGOING OPERATIONS
Managed scope

MANAGED AI OPS

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Move from diagnosis to a recurring operating scope with human review before access is discussed.

  • Least-privilege access
  • Founder approval gates
  • Written acceptance checks
  • No payment collected by the inquiry form
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ONE-TIME AUDIT
Deep Roast + Roadmap

DEEP ROAST

$97 one-time

Full deep-dive across every page, CTA, pricing decision, and trust signal. Delivered as a prioritized conversion roadmap you can execute this week.

  • Every page audited — not just the homepage
  • Prioritized action plan with specific rewrites
  • Delivery window stated in the order scope
  • Priorities and evidence limits documented
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Start with the free automated result. Deep Roast is a separate expert page teardown; Managed AI CEO is ongoing operational work. Each offer has a different scope.
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